Agnes on Management

See thon wee nyaff o a licencee
wi the fancy ties an the skelly een?
He wis roon the moarn fur a wurd wi me
aboot christ knows whit. Weel Ah micht o been
jist a wee bit sherp but ah mean tae say
whit wad he o dune if he'd hud tae cope
wi the likes o whit we hud yisturday
wi the Rangers boays yellin fuck the poap
at the feenyans through in the ither baur
wi thur Celtic seemits an Irish chants.
Ah wis happy jist tae prevent a war
but that's no enough fer him. He wants
uz tae "help the customers integrate" -
"Gawn bile yer heid" Ah telt him straight.

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