How Very Odd

How very odd.
I'd go so far as call it rude
to walk in here so nearly nude
and this the house of God.

A tattered hat -
she might have bought it from a witch
and underneath it, not a stitch,
We don't approve of that.

And wouldn't you
describe it as a dreadful lack
of decency - the plaintiff smack
of buttocks on the pew?

I hear the Dean
politely asked her to reveal
a little less, or to conceal
herself behind the screen.

Cruel man - she sobbed -
to make me answer to your laws,
especially since it's because
of me your church is mobbed.

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